solar flares in my rearview got me paranoid

CNN Reports on the incident (link)
selected transcript: (real)

anchor: "Alright, this is pretty cool...now usually we talk about weather here on earth but this is all about weather on the surface of the sun."

blonde: "that's right!....but it effects us....now don't get too grossed out but it's like..."

blonde: "the sun breathing hot stinky breath on you...and then its like..."

blonde: "hocking a loogie, sortof, at the earth."

not fuckin around here.  goddamnit.
"he spit on us, and i scream out, I'M HIT!"